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A guy and a girl...




Are you sick of seeing those motorcycle stories posted in people's housing (see examples below)? Do you think they are incredatble sappy and unorginal? Do you think that those stories would be more accurately titles "WHAT TRUE STUPIDITY MEANS" Rather than "WHAT TRUE LOVEMEANS?

If so then you have come to the right place.
Below is a link to an example, and an examination of the facts.

LOOK!




General Rules

G-5. No random copied writings in (descriptions of) houses.
Writing not your own is not allowed, unless someone wrote it especially for you (a friend).
Example: No copied stories, song-lyrics etc
Short quotes, or the likes, that don't exceed 4 phrases/lines/sentences are OK.
Copied questionnaires are allowed with a limit of 50 questions. Therefore choose your questions wisely.

Art on the Wiki

Writings
Copying writings to a wiki is OK, as long as you don't claim the material (the wikiname shouldn't suggest it either).
If the owner requests for it to be removed, it will be done so.
Questionnaires longer than 50 questions can be put in wikis as well. See for example questionnaires.--from the Efltown Mainstreet.

Now, because most, if not all, of the stories listed below are more than four sentences/phrases/lines, they're against the rules.


Now for the index of stories:
Motorcycle story
Secret Message story
Guy/Girl story
Stupid Story #1
Stupid Story #2
Newest Corny Story
Stupid Story #3
Stupid Story 4#
stupid story #5
stupid thingy #1
Stupid Story #6
**Stupid Story#7



Courtesy of [kitty daemon]
Why The Guy On The Motorcycle Going 90 mph Was An Idiot
by Joia De Vita


Okay, so the guy's breaks had gone out and he had his girlfriend on the back of his motorcycle and he wanted to save her. That's real nice. But chivalry and selflessness should not be attempted unless your IQ, at the very least, goes into double figures.


The guy could've easily just let go of the gas, allowing him to coast. He may be coasting at 90 mph, but if he wasn't stupid, he could have waited until he found a hill to travel up, causing him to eventually slow down. What did he do, crash on purpose? Stupid fuck.


Now about his airhead girlfriend... (I'm allowed to assume she was an airhead if she was dating this guy. Or maybe she was dating him for money.) How the hell would she have heard him if he was wearing a helmet and traveling 90 mph?


She also could have died easily even if she WAS wearing a helmet. Colliding with something at 90 mph wearing no protection save for a covering on your head? You're not gonna walk away from that one with just a concussion and a few scrathes. And what the hell was HE doing going that fast when she wasn't wearing one? And she shouldn't have gotten on in the first place.




To join go here A guy and a girl... Members page and add yourself.




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Who Hates The Motercycle Story?
The SP.s Take On The Motorcyle Story



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The Motorcycle Story Petition


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2005-10-12 [kitty daemon]: i joined ^^

2005-10-13 [Stray Kitty]: [SassySwede] would you like to join?

2005-10-13 [Half-Mad Poet]: lol, may i join. this is all to true. the first time i read it...well, it didnt seem TO bad, but its on every third persons house i see

2005-10-13 [shadow of darkness]: it was thoughtful the first time i read it but for crying out loud. it's been blown outta purportion. it's so true though. what the fuck is she doing on the bike without a helmet to start with? and what exactly made him go that fucking fast?!!?! yeah my brakes went out. but first i was going too fast to begin with. no way just going down a hill with no brakes would make you go that fast. 70 at the most.

2005-10-15 [Froya]: Kitty, I'm so joining! Add me! Add me now!! =P ...Please? Those storys annoy the crap out of me. I avoid houses that have them. Not only are they sappy and stupid, but they..are just...crappy and illogical. There are ways to avoid crashing in that situation and the dumb bitch shouldn't have gotten on the motercycle unless she had a helmet anyway! Grrness! *puts wiki on watch list*

2005-10-15 [SassySwede]: yes i would join

2005-10-16 [Death's Die-Ary]: LOL omg i totally agree with this wiki

2005-10-16 [Death's Die-Ary]: i want to join too!

2005-10-16 [Moonlit Serenade]: That is so true. I admit, I thought it was sweet at first. Now it just bugs the crap outta me. Not to mention all the things that have already been mentioned.

2005-10-17 [Tinkerbell's Temper]: i agree it was sweet as first, but how the hell are you supossed to take the helmet off his head and put it on if u r going so freking fast, by the way how do i join?

2005-10-17 [Stray Kitty]: You have me add you. Which I am bout to do.

2005-10-18 [Miss.Kayree]: Wowsa. I completely agree with everything mentioned on here. Idiot for going 90 on a bike. Especially with his "loved one" wearing no protection. May I join..?

2005-10-18 [Stray Kitty]: Yes.

2005-10-18 [Stray Kitty]: Maybe we should change the name to include all of the sappy/stupid thing about stupidity masquerading as "true love."

2005-10-19 [Death's Die-Ary]: yeah its dumb to even be going that fast, he has the helment and she doesnt? firstly thats illegal.

2005-10-19 [kitty daemon]: the new one is unrealistic, I understand how soem people could think these are sweet, but if you dont believe them then they're takcy, if you do then they're depressing, so either way Id rather not read them.

2005-10-20 [metalmeister]: Just wanted to say something about the motorcycle story... it's lame because anyone who rides knows you check your brakes before you start the engine. also, if it were me, i'd never let a passenger on without their own helmet. (but in many states, there's no helmet law) also, you CAN hear people with the helmets on, even going 90mph. my dad and i both ride LOUD harleys, and still communicate. also, the guy in this story must not have known about ENGINE BRAKING. yes, if he down shifted, he could drop to 30mph . and, there are 2 separate brakes on a motorcycle, like a bicycle. right hand controls front brake, right foot controls rear brake. highly unlikely for both to go out at the same time

2005-10-22 [SassySwede]: ok that story about the girl and guy with the plane and the note is sweet but what the fruit even if his plane went down why not wait and make sure that he isnt alive before you kill your self

2005-10-26 [peacefrog]: Learn to downshift...

2005-10-26 [SassySwede]: lol nice that is exactly what I was telling my cousin

2005-10-26 [Death's Die-Ary]: hello ^^

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